MAFIA Valetine Card Verses
My love for you… it came and went. So your feet are now in...
Bloke is drinking at a pub…
Bloke is drinking at a pub and after a few rounds goes to leave,...
The horny midget found that the best way…
The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was...
Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...
Write on the bottom of shoes
|Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote “Help” on the bottom...
Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
Pleasing Mom!
Bill is almost 29 years old, his friends have already gotten married, and Bill...
Shootin Craps
Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in...
Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? #2
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?How many can you...