The Cow and the Chicken
So there is a cow and a chicken. And the cow goes… Baak!Baak! LOL...
Temperatures
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn...
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
Applying For A Job
A blonde was filling out a job application form. She quickly filled out the...
If Men made the Rules
1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument....
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
Out of the tree
How do you get a one-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave!How do you...
Dog story
A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other...
Some problems
A woman gives birth by a Caesarian and passes out. When she comes to...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...