Cat joke
What kind of cereal do cats eat? Mice Crispies!
3 Docs at heavans gate!
Three doctors arrived in heaven. St. Peter asked the first one why he should...
Mom’s Dictionary
Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic...
Fairy tales
A little girl asked her father, “Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon...
Bad habits
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break mywife of the habit...
Sandals
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...
\’Breviated Medicul Dickshunnary!
adenoids…..(n) Space critters whut are keepin’ Elvis alive on Pluto anasthesia…(n) Rushun princess y’all...
Phrases for Work.
48 Phrases you wish you could say at work!1. Ahhh…I see the fuck-up fairy...
Hillary and Bill again!
When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, “I am putting a box...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...