Dream flying planes
|Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and...
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team? Because all of the mexicans...
Made for each other
A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these...
The Big Horse Race
The Big Horse Race Horses in the race are:1. Passionate Lady2. Bare Belly3. Silk...
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
Cheap Rooms 4 Rent
Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It’s $5 if you’ll make your own...
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
Getting revenge with marriage
|Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a...
A husband and wife were out playing golf…
A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive...