Up in Heaven
A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
Bird jokes 04
|Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?A: ‘Too wet to woo’!Q: What...
Bouncing Baby
A young mother had just given birth to a newborn baby and the nurse...
Twelve days Microsoft
|On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Windows 95...
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated…
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated. he sent one of...
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker…
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, “Say,...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Toddler Miracle Diet!
New Miracle Diet!Flabby people are always on the lookout for a new diet. The...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.