What is the Australian for foreplay?
What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?
Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
Brunette’s Mating Call
Q: What’s a brunette’s mating call?A: Has that blonde gone yet?A2: When is that...
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?A...
Two Tourists
Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started...
Understanding Your Paycheck:
Gross pay: $1222.02Income Tax244.40 Outgo Tax45.21 State Tax61.10 Interstate Tax5.89 County Tax6.11 City Tax12.22...
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down…
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the...
Idiots on a desert island
Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert...
The Ring
A student engineer in the office got engaged some time ago. At her wedding,...
Confucius say…
Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart...