What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
Here kitty kitty kitty
This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any...
Watch out!
A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has...
The tradition at weddings
|A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why...
Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
Screen Door
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The...
Can\’t Hear
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling...
Drinking on the job!
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
Letter to the Railroad
Gentlemen: I have been riding trains daily for the last two years,and the service...