Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
Why do female parachutists wear tampons? So they don’t whistle on the way down…
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girls…
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girlsin the office had...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene…
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene that indicated great skill...
Two lawyers walking through the woods
Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately...
Jonah and the Whale
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
Whale of a Story.
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan,...
REALLY DUMB Joke
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest.He sent in ten...