Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...
Have a first child
|A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being...
Why do they put strings on tampons?
Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!
At the beach.
A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up...
Lawyer hit by a car
A lawyer’s car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting...
GOT A LIGHT?
|In a west Texas town, employees in a medium-sized warehouse noticed the smell of...
Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
Four worst words
Q: What are the four worst words you could hear during a round of...