Real Men
Q. How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb? A....
Dead lawyer’s grave
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...
There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted...
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...
What is the difference between hard and light?
What’s the difference between hard and light? – You can sleep with a light...
A Blonde Astronaut
There was a blonde, a red head, and a brunette and they were all...
Thirteen!
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum...
Yo Momma’s So Fat
Yo momma’s so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk...
Indecent Exposure
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right...