Bad Santa
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one...
A man was complaining to a friend…
A man was complaining to a friend.”I had it all. Money, a beautiful house,...
Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...
Name A Fawn…
Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds,...
Aren’t You Sorry?
An old woman saved a Fairy’s life. To repay this, the Fairy promised to...
A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work…
A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work and were deciding...
Three Dickless Guys
There were once three guys with no dicks. They all went to the doctor’s.The...
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
Convent Girl
A young man, with a promising career ahead of him, decided to marry a...