Get a heart transplant
|A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
Why do not Mexicans teach drivers Ed…
Why don’t Mexicans teach driver’s Ed. and Sex Education on the same day? Because...
Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she...
Back in the good ole days in Texas…
Back in the good ole days in Texas, when stage coaches and the like...
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for…
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of...
The pre-birth class
|When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a...
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
The story with the moral
In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a...
Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but...
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer…
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer...