Quick Conquer Of Poland
Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?A: They marched in backwards and...
why the television is better than the World Wide Web
|10. It doesn’t take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels.9....
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
|Why is a frog luckier than a cat?Because a frog croaks all the time...
Soap dispenser
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in...
An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
Men and blondes
Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing...