What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
Car break trouble
| Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way...
Polak Is Mugged
A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally...
An American tourist
|An American tourist was driving in County Kerry, when his motor stopped. He got...
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous…
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself...
He bowled long hops!
|What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?He bowled long hops!
Elephant and Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man? “It’s nice, but can it...
Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
I’ll just wait till the Garda get here
|An English man and an Irish man are driving head on , at night,...
Why can’t you be like that?
|Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...