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Why me!?!
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars...
Girl Talk With Chelsea & Hillary
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Biblical Bumper Stickers
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A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father’s word processor. She told...
Bill Gates, the Antichrist
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What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.
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Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up? He wanted children and...
Little Carrie likes to screw
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...