How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.
Twas the night before crisis
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A lady had a height problem – she was TOO tall, being excatly 2...
Catch the Phrase
The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over,...
Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn’t breed.
A woman was thinking about finding a pet…
A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep hercompany at home.She...
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical…
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat she’s...
Top ten reasosn why it’s great to be American
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A mother-daughter conversation
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Helping a blond lose weight
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