Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
Visiting a rural farm
|Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage,...
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to…
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they...
Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
a thief and his lawyer
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the...
I’m Turner Brown
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
My Pa Won’t Like It
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived...