The new priest gets drunk!
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak....
You are from Canada
|You know your from Manitoba, Canada, when…. You only know three spices – salt,...
Ford Jokes
90% of Fords are still on the road. The other 10% made it home!...
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
ZipperGate Update…
ZipperGate Update…In a deal engineered by veteran mouthpieces Stein and Cacheris, Ms.Lewinsky has apparently...
There were three Eskimos in Alaska…
There were three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at their...
An American tourist
|An American tourist was driving in County Kerry, when his motor stopped. He got...
New Bowling Rules
Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...