Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they...
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Paddy and Seamus
|It was Paddy and Seamus giving the motorcycle a ride on a brisk autumn...
There are lawyers on the flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Speeding
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled...
Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
last requests
Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and...
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t…
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you...
A great new hearing aid
John: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...