Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
Pirate and Lost Body Parts
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting…
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on...
Guess who knows the state capitals?
|A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the...
Cough Cure
Outside a pharmacy in a busy street, a poor man is clutching onto a...
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
Shoulder Pads
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head...
Little Johnny at it again!
The teacher was telling her 4th grade class about today’s lesson.”I’ll say a letter...
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant…
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and...