Cat jokes 08
|Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?A: The Pink Panter Show!Q: What...
Insult Collection #16
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people — you are...
Blow
what is the difference between a paycheque and a penis?you don’t have to beg...
Texan Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
Relationships to Weddings
Relationships: First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship –...
Polak Road Painter
A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day...
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle…
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
The football-playing turkey
|The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large...
Witches Brew
What do you call 13 witches in a hot tub? A self cleaning coven!
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.