Farm jokes 02
|What do you get if you all sit under a cow?A pat on the...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
Doing the job right
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done.Doing the job WRONG...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
Newly issued alcohol warnings
|The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all...
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
‘Twas the Night before Finals
|T’was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute...
Signs Christmas Has Become To Commercial
You don’t recall that line from It’s A Wonderful Life saying, “Every time a...
Blondes and the painter.
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room...
Chain Letter
Dear Sister,This letter was started by a woman in the hope of bringing relief...