What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
Why are women like snow flakes?
Why are women like snow flakes?? They are all beautiful. They are all different....
The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...
Using nails on a house
|These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
An extremely loyal fan
|There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with...
Escaped Prisoner
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.As...
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls…
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls from a local...
Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....