Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...
The Fight!
Kelly limps into his favorite pub…My god! What happened to you?” the bartender asked...
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
Chinese learned this
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?They were both dating the same girl...
Don’t say this to a cop
|The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you...
Shooting Cans!
A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun.”Can I help you...
Why do men name their penises?
Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on...
My Dog
Having a dog is great, it’s just the ‘dog people’ that freak me out....
Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...