Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...
Read The Manual Please!
IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICECongratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine...
In the closet.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
What is a stable?
|Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story...
Twice Over
A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel hit a hard object...
What Kind of Doctor?
After making love, the woman said the man, “So, you’re a doctor?”"That’s right,” replied...
Birdie Poem
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I’m a...
The Life Of The Party
The couple were leaving the cocktail party, where the husband, slightly flushed, had been...
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
Saxophone jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It’s all in...