Outside a Dog…
“Outside a dog, a book is a great companion. Inside a dog, it’s pretty...
What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou...
R.A.P.
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How can you identify an blind pirate?
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Guaranteed visits
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play bingo
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picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because...
Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...
Light Bulb 3
Why can’t the blonde put in a light bulb? Shey kept breaking them with...
Yard Work Sign Language
Yard Work Sign LanguageA couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to...