Paddy
I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?He put it...
A technical bastard
A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just...
What do you get when you cross a crooked politician…
Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest...
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...
Caught napping…try this one!
Caught napping at work, school, or church…try this one.Guaranteed to work!Just pick your head...
Yo’ Momma is…
Yo’ Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was...