Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
Are blind pilots flying?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
Bad Investment
Shultz, a lawyer, bribed a man on the jury to hold out for a...
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....
The NFL team names
|NFL Team Lame Names When a football team is having trouble getting into the...
How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.