Three-legged Dog
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.He sidles up to...
Business one-liners 01
|A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
Perfectly normal
“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to...
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of…
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches.When the...
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk…
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a...
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.
What’s long and hard and excites a girl…
What’s long and hard and excites a girl whenshe’s finally lucky enough to get...
Love and Marriage!
I’m really steamed at my wife. She is so immature!Last night I was taking...