A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist…
A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist for an eating and sleeping disorder....
The woman on the bus.
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “MAN,...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
We’ve been robbed!
A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from...
Some last minute requests
|A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He...
Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
Wandering Tribes
Do you know why the tribes of Israel wandered in the desert for 40...
If IBM ran Christmas…
|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for...