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Why me!?!
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars...
Light Bulb 5
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My very first time!
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Two friends were out drinking…
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and...
The Geography of Men and Woman
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Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
The Lady with no legs or arms.
A guy was walking along the beach admiring the beautiful sunset when he noticed...
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting…
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked,...