Brand Name Condoms
Which condom would you use?Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
Stand Over There
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3...
Bee jokes 04
|Q: Why do bees buzz?A: Because they can’t whistle!Q: Can bees fly in the...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
Two Old Ladies
Do you know what the height of hard upfullness is?Two old ladies in an...
The Trainee…
A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee.On his very first day...
Poker
One night a boy wakes up and goes into his parents room and they’re...