I am called a Princess
The United Airline’s passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant...
Nerds versus jocks
|An answer to the eternal question “Is it better to be a jock or...
Old Beach Babe
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns...
Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
Question and answer
|An economist is a trained professional paid to guess wrong about the economy. An...
How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
How can you tell soap operas are fictional? – In real life, men aren’t...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....