Snow Boarding For the Young
When you’re 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside you that...
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
Bathroom Joke
Q. If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.
If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
Fifty ways to be annoying in computer labs
|1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face...
Some professions
Some professionsA psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl...
Sore Throat
A man comes to an Italian doctor because of sore throat. The doctor tells...
Mom Before Date
Q: What did the blonde’s mom say to her before the blonde’s date?A: If...
Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...