Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?Self-employed
Bill Gates at the pearly gates!
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized...
Yo Mama So Fat…
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this…New York, Chicago,...
Free samples
Your cousin Jimmy is so stupid, he stole some free samples!
Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
The insane conductor
|A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and...
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her…
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, “how much?” she...
Cat jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?A: A...