The problem with Santa!
1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of...
Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will...
Out of food supplies
|With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs,...
Blonde crossing the road
Why did the blonde cross the road? I don’t know. Neither did he.
Car Acronyms
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig...
Difficult shot
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and...
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t…
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you...
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.