Have you Ever…
Have you ever smelled mothballs????I was just wondering how you would get their little...
Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
Got Milk?
When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He...
Blondes & OJ
Did you hear about the blonde that stared at an orange juice can for20...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade…
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade dress, proudly ready for...
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Confessions
Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position...
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”