Chicken jokes 01
|Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet Q:...
Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist…
Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist when she got her vibrator stuck inside of...
Businessman is dying
|A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, “Bill, I want you...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
Spell it Bubba!
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that...
Paying in advance
|A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
rabbits chased by wolf
Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the...
Abstinence
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members...