Depressed Over Mother In Law
Why Steve, you’re so depressed today, what’s the matter?Ah, well, I have had a...
You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
What kind of bunny…..
What kind of bunny drinks coffee?Mugs bunny!
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?Your very...
Sister and Priest
A priest and nun are on their way back home from a convention when...
Are caterpillars good to eat?
|Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to...