Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
Office Worker Resolution
|RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000:...
Insult Collection #8
For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind — and all...
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute…
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took$300 out...
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample…
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample. So the girl At...
What’s the difference between a barmaid in the evening and…
What’s the difference between a barmaid inthe evening and a barmaid at night?A barmaid...
Letter to the Railroad
Gentlemen: I have been riding trains daily for the last two years,and the service...
Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel…
Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel when he spots a beautiful young...
Daylight Savings Time Reform
Immodest Proposal #1: Daylight Savings Time Reform Richard S. Holmes, RICH@suhep.phy.syr.edu It happens every...
This is horny!
This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue’s starting...