It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girls…
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girlsin the office had...
Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.
Church Collection Distribution
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they...
A political man to a woman…
A political man to a woman, “You look beautiful today!!!!”The woman replied, “Thanks, but...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
A maggot with attitude!
|What’s yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude!
A Short History of Medicine
A Short History of MedicineI have an earache…2000 B.C. – Here, eat this root.1000...
License Plate
You know you’re a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your...