Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
Short Lawyer Jokes V
Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in “that’s a shame”)?A: When...
Having the equipment
A couple went on vacation to a resort up north. The husband liked to...
Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...
Painting in the nude.
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last...
Donors
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
A prisoner with skills
|Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...