The ten ifs of employment
|1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3....
Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
I\’m George Washington
A man who thinks he’s George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes...
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant…
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor....
Lily!
|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!
Penis Tax
New IRS Tax PolicyGOVERNMENT NOTICEJanuary 1, 1995To: All Male TaxpayersFrom: IRSRE: Notice of Increase...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...