50/50 relationship
|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they...
Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
Little Johnny walks into his primary school…
Little Johnny walks into his primary school classroom one morning to be confronted by...
Three Times?
An old man of 70 married a young girl of18. When they got into...
A gentler way
At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,”Platoon, atten-HUT! Private...
Hard Transplant
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
Signs you may be a Canadian.
Here’s some sure signs you may be a Canadian…You’re not offended by the term,...
Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...
A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...
Saving up for 60 years
The 70-year old groom and the 25-year old bride attracted raised eyebrowattention as they...