Things You Never Use
Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in...
The Russian who made a wish.
A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down the trailall day. When they...
Final Examination
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head...
My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...
A man comes to a doctor and…
A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering,finally manages to...
Hope never dies
A man driving outside of Baltimore, Maryland was southbound on Interstate 95 in the...
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember…
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.