My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
True Lawyer Statements
Amazing and true lawyer statements. Lawyers typically aren?t funny ? unless by accident. Case...
Giving away a horse
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
Play on words :)
Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and...
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test…
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. Thedoctor says to...
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting…
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked,...
In divorce court!
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge...
Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...
Ever Wonder?
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I’m halfway through my fish sandwich...