Blonde Lesbian
Did ya hear about the blonde lesbian? She liked guys!
No symptoms
Doctor, the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t get it...
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET On Woman
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET Workplace Hazardous Materials InformationSystem ———————————————————————-Substance: Woman Manufacturer: God Typical Size:...
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins…
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. Shelooks surprised...
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having…
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were havingtrouble picking suitable...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
A woman went to the bar with a black eye…
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.”How’d ya get that?” asked...
2 2
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked “How much is 2 2?”...
Write your code in C
|WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles “Let it Be”)When I find my code...