Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
The common symptoms of swine flu
The common symptoms of swine flu are: High fever, upset stomach, occasional cramps and...
Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
Contract With The Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared...
Mom would never say
|Things Mom Would Never Say”How on earth can you see the TV sitting so...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
A girl and an elephant
Girl woke up in the morning after a party and found an Elephant in...
Who’s This Guy
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out...
Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices…
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring.He went in and saw...