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A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
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Quiz Show
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show, where you have...
An ancient Irishman
Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one...
Coffee is better than Women.
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Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
NY Times Ad
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Fly Buzzing
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?A: A Space...