Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
Hickbonics!
Atlanta School BoardThe Atlanta School Board, feeling left out by the fuss over Ebonics,...
Dumb Blonde Test
Ask the following to a Blonde to see if she is a DUMB BLONDE...
Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...
Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?
Q: Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?A: She was caught...
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
Love & Marriage Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Five fingers
A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money. On...