Clear Weather?
As a couple sat in the living room, watching TV, the phone rang.The husband...
The Kilted Scotsman
THE KILTED SCOTSMANA kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off...
Yo Mama’s So Fat…
Yo mama’s so fat- Yo Mama’s so fat, she couldn’t fit in a satellite...
What denomination?
A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.”What...
Rating your Christmas parties
|If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw...
Ghosts in a White House
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
The Taxi
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him...
Fancy Plate
This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home...
A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork…
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork. Baby is crying...